A principal, on staffing:
"The On Campus Suspension teacher will not be returning this year. He moved to Oklahoma and opened a night club."
A principal, on dress code:
"Remember to keep in mind that thongs are dangerous."
The school nurse's sage advice:
"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it."
(And the school year has only begun, darlings!)
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Overheard: Teacher Staff Development
A principal, on staffing:
"The On Campus Suspension teacher will not be returning this year. He moved to Oklahoma and opened a night club."
A principal, on dress code:
"Remember to keep in mind that thongs are dangerous."
The school nurse's sage advice:
"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it."
(And the school year has only begun, darlings!)
"The On Campus Suspension teacher will not be returning this year. He moved to Oklahoma and opened a night club."
A principal, on dress code:
"Remember to keep in mind that thongs are dangerous."
The school nurse's sage advice:
"If it's wet and not yours, don't touch it."
(And the school year has only begun, darlings!)
12 comments:
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Jen said...
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That is funny!! Hope you're getting settled! 34 in ONE class! Wow!! Hope you can be creative in arranging those desks!!
Today was a good day! I feel good about my interview so that's all that matters!
Headaches weren't as bad today! Thanks for the thoughts!!
Good luck the rest of the week! When do students start? Mine come Monday!
Miss you and love ya!!
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August 18, 2009 at 10:09 PM
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mommakin said...
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That last bit is a good philosophy for so many situations...
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August 19, 2009 at 6:23 AM
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Sandy said...
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Yeah that last piece if good advice. Right up there with "don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
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August 19, 2009 at 7:16 AM
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Multiple personalities.. said...
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Oh goodness! That is just too funny! I do agree that thongs can be dangerous, especially when worn by the wrong person. As for the school nurse, I don't even know what to say about that! Thanks for sharing!
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August 19, 2009 at 9:52 AM
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Amy said...
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Too funny. Have a great school year. Stay away from the wet stuff.
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August 19, 2009 at 10:36 AM
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Rochelle said...
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I think I'll have "Stay away from the Wet Stuff" printed on a t-shirt. Good luck with the new year!
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August 19, 2009 at 3:56 PM
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CaraBee said...
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First off: On-Campus Suspension Teacher? Whaaa?
And exactly what part of thongs are dangerous? 'Cause I remember that lady that got beaned by an errant button or something from a VS thong, but other than that I'm at a loss. -
August 19, 2009 at 5:04 PM
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Hannah said...
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What the heck is an On-Campus Suspension Teacher? Srsly?
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August 19, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Hehe, thongs...lol, yeah, I remember being told that too...ahem, not to me...I mean
Dude, what was up with the whole "water main break" today?? I say it was a conspiracy to get a longer lunch! ;)
Mariam -
August 19, 2009 at 6:55 PM
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Ginger said...
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Hi guys! On Campus Suspension is where the baddies go when detention is not a severe enough punishment.
Also, the principal was talking about flip flops.. (ahem). -
August 19, 2009 at 8:40 PM
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Louise said...
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Hee Hee. Now those are some interesting quotes.
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August 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM
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K A B L O O E Y said...
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If it's wet AND yours, don't touch it in class."
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August 30, 2009 at 8:07 PM
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12 comments:
That is funny!! Hope you're getting settled! 34 in ONE class! Wow!! Hope you can be creative in arranging those desks!!
Today was a good day! I feel good about my interview so that's all that matters!
Headaches weren't as bad today! Thanks for the thoughts!!
Good luck the rest of the week! When do students start? Mine come Monday!
Miss you and love ya!!
Jen
That last bit is a good philosophy for so many situations...
Yeah that last piece if good advice. Right up there with "don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
Oh goodness! That is just too funny! I do agree that thongs can be dangerous, especially when worn by the wrong person. As for the school nurse, I don't even know what to say about that! Thanks for sharing!
Too funny. Have a great school year. Stay away from the wet stuff.
I think I'll have "Stay away from the Wet Stuff" printed on a t-shirt. Good luck with the new year!
First off: On-Campus Suspension Teacher? Whaaa?
And exactly what part of thongs are dangerous? 'Cause I remember that lady that got beaned by an errant button or something from a VS thong, but other than that I'm at a loss.
What the heck is an On-Campus Suspension Teacher? Srsly?
Hehe, thongs...lol, yeah, I remember being told that too...ahem, not to me...I mean
Dude, what was up with the whole "water main break" today?? I say it was a conspiracy to get a longer lunch! ;)
Mariam
Hi guys! On Campus Suspension is where the baddies go when detention is not a severe enough punishment.
Also, the principal was talking about flip flops.. (ahem).
Hee Hee. Now those are some interesting quotes.
If it's wet AND yours, don't touch it in class."
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