 | 17 As a 1930s wife, I am |
I love how they clarify "failure" in parenthesis after "very poor," in case you think "very poor" means "totally awesome". Apparently, as a traditional wife, I am a complete and total failure. And according to the test, I am one dangling bra strap away from standing over my trailer park hot plate, the mac and cheese burning; a cigarette dangling from my toothless mouth; the screaming bastard children in their tatty rags playing with matches on the flea infested rug.
Sorry boys, I'm taken..
(Thanks, I think, to Chelle for the link.)
10 comments:
Friend, I need to retake it because there is no way I should have scored high on it!!! I don't think it's a bad thing to score poorly on this one to be quite honest :)
I scored a 33 ladies seriously does anyone still get dressed before they make or eat breakfast, wait does anyone actually make breakfast anymore:)
I completely agree with both of you gals!! I am an average 1930 house wife!!
Wait... I thought "very poor" meant "totally awesome"...
It doesn't?
Shit.
That is so hot!
I took the husband one on second shift last night and scored a 94, and it has been haunting me since then. That can't be a good thing.
This morning I took the wife one and got one point away from not being very poor.
Can you tell I was bored?
You guys are funny! And um.. Jamie.. what does it say about you that you would make a poor 30's wife but a good 30's husband? I have a sneaking feeling that I would actually score similarly to you on the man scale. What does that say about me?
Dude.
Oh and if you are bored, I've got some essays you could take, or a baby..
Haha...I scored a 4. Thank god! You know, he'd be lucky if I was even home when he got home, let alone there waiting with a hot meal and a ribbon in my hair.
Thank you number 4.
I scored a 9!
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