Monday, September 1, 2008

To those who think failure is not an option, take this!

17

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!



I love how they clarify "failure" in parenthesis after "very poor," in case you think "very poor" means "totally awesome". Apparently, as a traditional wife, I am a complete and total failure. And according to the test, I am one dangling bra strap away from standing over my trailer park hot plate, the mac and cheese burning; a cigarette dangling from my toothless mouth; the screaming bastard children in their tatty rags playing with matches on the flea infested rug.

Sorry boys, I'm taken..

(Thanks, I think, to Chelle for the link.)

10 comments:

Chelle said...

Friend, I need to retake it because there is no way I should have scored high on it!!! I don't think it's a bad thing to score poorly on this one to be quite honest :)

Deidra said...

I scored a 33 ladies seriously does anyone still get dressed before they make or eat breakfast, wait does anyone actually make breakfast anymore:)

Jen said...

I completely agree with both of you gals!! I am an average 1930 house wife!!

Christine said...

Wait... I thought "very poor" meant "totally awesome"...

It doesn't?


Shit.

Kirsten said...

That is so hot!

Jamie said...

I took the husband one on second shift last night and scored a 94, and it has been haunting me since then. That can't be a good thing.

This morning I took the wife one and got one point away from not being very poor.

Can you tell I was bored?

Ginger said...

You guys are funny! And um.. Jamie.. what does it say about you that you would make a poor 30's wife but a good 30's husband? I have a sneaking feeling that I would actually score similarly to you on the man scale. What does that say about me?

Dude.

Ginger said...

Oh and if you are bored, I've got some essays you could take, or a baby..

Elena said...

Haha...I scored a 4. Thank god! You know, he'd be lucky if I was even home when he got home, let alone there waiting with a hot meal and a ribbon in my hair.

Thank you number 4.

maria said...

I scored a 9!

Monday, September 1, 2008

To those who think failure is not an option, take this!

17

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!



I love how they clarify "failure" in parenthesis after "very poor," in case you think "very poor" means "totally awesome". Apparently, as a traditional wife, I am a complete and total failure. And according to the test, I am one dangling bra strap away from standing over my trailer park hot plate, the mac and cheese burning; a cigarette dangling from my toothless mouth; the screaming bastard children in their tatty rags playing with matches on the flea infested rug.

Sorry boys, I'm taken..

(Thanks, I think, to Chelle for the link.)

10 comments:

Chelle said...

Friend, I need to retake it because there is no way I should have scored high on it!!! I don't think it's a bad thing to score poorly on this one to be quite honest :)

Deidra said...

I scored a 33 ladies seriously does anyone still get dressed before they make or eat breakfast, wait does anyone actually make breakfast anymore:)

Jen said...

I completely agree with both of you gals!! I am an average 1930 house wife!!

Christine said...

Wait... I thought "very poor" meant "totally awesome"...

It doesn't?


Shit.

Kirsten said...

That is so hot!

Jamie said...

I took the husband one on second shift last night and scored a 94, and it has been haunting me since then. That can't be a good thing.

This morning I took the wife one and got one point away from not being very poor.

Can you tell I was bored?

Ginger said...

You guys are funny! And um.. Jamie.. what does it say about you that you would make a poor 30's wife but a good 30's husband? I have a sneaking feeling that I would actually score similarly to you on the man scale. What does that say about me?

Dude.

Ginger said...

Oh and if you are bored, I've got some essays you could take, or a baby..

Elena said...

Haha...I scored a 4. Thank god! You know, he'd be lucky if I was even home when he got home, let alone there waiting with a hot meal and a ribbon in my hair.

Thank you number 4.

maria said...

I scored a 9!