Saturday, October 24, 2009

Overheard: A subtle distinction, and just in time for Halloween!

Presenter: ...and based on all of my research, I've concluded that out of all of the suspects Jack the Ripper was most likely the priest suffering from the delusions of syphilis.

(Applause.)

Any questions?

Student 1: I've heard that Jack the Ripper was a cannibal. Did you find anything about that in your research?

Presenter: Actually, yeah...

Student 2: (Interrupting.) WAIT. WHAT? JACK THE RIPPER WAS MARRIED?!

3 comments:

Tammy Howard said...

Hubbu wah?

Love it.

Preston said...

Uh, I don't get it?

Ginger said...

Exactly.

My interpretation is -
Jack the Ripper:Cannibal :: Average Person: Married

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Overheard: A subtle distinction, and just in time for Halloween!

Presenter: ...and based on all of my research, I've concluded that out of all of the suspects Jack the Ripper was most likely the priest suffering from the delusions of syphilis.

(Applause.)

Any questions?

Student 1: I've heard that Jack the Ripper was a cannibal. Did you find anything about that in your research?

Presenter: Actually, yeah...

Student 2: (Interrupting.) WAIT. WHAT? JACK THE RIPPER WAS MARRIED?!

3 comments:

Tammy Howard said...

Hubbu wah?

Love it.

Preston said...

Uh, I don't get it?

Ginger said...

Exactly.

My interpretation is -
Jack the Ripper:Cannibal :: Average Person: Married